9Friday, July 06, 2007

Feeling bored on a Friday night where no normal 21 year old guy should be home, i decided to write on this almost-defunct blog.

Many things to be updated but after another night of Hideki-fuelled champagne, my mind has nothing but images from Wednesday night. (Friends of mine like CJ and Diyang may not agree, they claimed that I did stuff which I wouldn't have done should I be fully aware of what I'm doing. More of that later)

As research have shown, alcohol can kill brain cells and this is not exactly the best way to prepare ourselves for the upcoming university semester. Some of you may ask, "Why do we like clubbing so much?"

Answer: To enjoy and immerse ourselves in fun, friends and music. Another point not to be overlooked is the fact that chicks are often found on Wednesday nights in the clubs.

What we(or maybe just me) did not realise is, with the effect of alcohol which tends to blur our consciousness and ability to think, Patricia Mok can actually look like Fiona Xie. My pursuit of chicks resulted in, according to rumours(Diyang and CJ's claimed information can at best be described as rumours), an interaction with chicks with dicks which is definitely too close for comfort. Such an incident is not the first as a relatively famous event in the history of Phuture also happened similarly, with many pictures regarding the said event being taken. However, it has mysteriously been lost in the market and I urge anyone who have these photos to contact me via email and monetary exchange can be negotiated with regards to me securing these photos. A prospective leader in society should always seek to bury all information which is destructive to his cause.

Many degratory remarks also came out from my mouth according to witnesses pointing towards our Japanese benefactor. Words like " I want your Japanese sashimi" and "I am so naughty" were reportedly being used. Further lurid details would not be mentioned in this family-friendly domain.


A chick with dick.
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