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After what seems to be ages, I have finally got my ass down to do a posting on this once-legendary domain. The fever may have died down, but the legacy will live on forever. Walking around in town or even while clubbing in Zouk, long-lost friends and aquantainces whom I have not met for some time frequently ask me about what had happened to bigbrohu.blogspot.com, and I have given them the same, old nonchalent reply that I'm lazy and have no time to do it.

Let's just say it's a lame excuse and that I hope that I will not let any of my readers down again.

After a few months of stagnent activity in this space, my creative juices is starting to flow again. However, after reading through the recent banter in the emails among the Saints FC members(FYI , Saints FC is the hottest name in amateur football right now. Look out for Saints FC in the S-league in future), I decided to upload some of the more noteworthy articles up to share with my fans.

For a change, the most widely featured and well-publicised character in my blog, yes you got it, Neck aka Alvin Teo aka Hadech Fat Kia, is the author of this wildly entertaining article about Ah Long aka Indra Ho. Enjoy.

Dear Friends, as you can see, Indra Muhammed Faizal Abdul Yusof Rahman Azhar Ameen bin Ho Kian Hui has once again sent out defamatory email against me. He has pushed me over the limit and I shall exact my revenge by exposing his deepest and darkest secrets. Contrary to popular opinion, Indra is NOT a Chinese. He claims that he is an Indonesian Chinese from the slums of Jakarta. However, he is actually from the innermost forests of Kalimantan, Indonesia, where the lands are rife with cannibalism and terrorism

After many generations of cross-cultural inbreeding, the bastard(literally) known as Indra was born. Clutching this little enfant terrible in hand, one of his ancestors managed to smuggle himself to Singapore as a illegal immigrant by getting into a sampan and singing "Dayung Sampan, dayung dayung sampan..." as he rowed. Throughout his life, Indra has been trying to assimilate himself into the Chinese community. Unlike Indra, I do not spout baseless accusations. Evidence of the abovementioned is as follows.

Here is Indra trying to be an Ah Beng. However, this Ah Beng has fake tattoos drawn with permanent markers and the only hokkien word he can say is cheebye.

In this picture, Indra the Mat is drinking alcohol. Many Chinese like to drink alcohol. However, Indra vomits after a can of beer, obviously he cant drink because it is against his religion to drink alcohol. I urge the religious police to please arrest him asap.Fortunately, there are numerous tell-tale signs that obviously show that he is a Mat.

1.Indra tak boleh cekap Bahasa Cheena. (Indra cannot speak Chinese) . After 12 years of receiving chinese lessons, Indra cannot read simple signs in Chinese. A true chinese would definitely be able to do so.

2.This picture is taken from Indra's friendster. The caption is "Ridin on a Modefied-Mat Bike". No further elaboration is necessary.

3. Indra is always sending us emails from work. Obviously he is not working hard. Laziness, very typical. I bet he is relaking one corner somewhere now.

Dear Friends, I hope I have enlightened you all to the crossbred bastard that is Indra. Please beware when you are around him next time.

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