9Friday, November 03, 2006

Today is the first guest entry from our very affiable Hadec.

Just to give a brief introduction to him,which I'm sure is really not required due to the frequent mentions of him in this blog.Neck is an all-rounder who weighs slightly over 110kg,and is currently serving his time in the army,albeit on many days MC.He is also a former 6-pointer in the O levels from the prestigious Chinese High School and hails from SAJC too.
And below is his entry.
Enjoy.


Dear all , I am NECK kor, Zhafit Ren of West Side Bukit Timah District.

Personal portrait.
(It is NOT a dickhead)


Neck kor will be taking over as guest blogger this week.




As such, he will be subjected to1 X SPANKING GAO GAO. This punishment will be served upon him at 2200 hours on 121106, maybe on the bus or in our hotel room. The process will be filmed and Youtubed. Stay tuned.


This week, as Joseph had a harajuka fever and I like niggers, the West Side Boys went to watch Sporting Afrique FC and Albirex Niigata. This match was played at the Theatre of Dreams because I watched until I fell asleep.

I had a little difficulty adapting as the night before I was watching Champions League, and yet now I was watching S-League. But I was not looking for free-flowing high quality football. When I go to watch an S-League match, I expect to see KELONG.
I was expecting to see own goals, misses from 1-yard, pitch melees, 14 goal thrillers and all that. Obviously these 2 international teams don't understand what the S-League is all about, therefore I suggest they balik kampong(go back to their kampong). They were trying to play a long-ball tactic when they couldn't, and every long-ball looked like a clearance. The keepers can kick much further than Tianci though. After enduring 92minutes of mundane soccer, Eichiro Ozaki scored a thunderous strike, Deco-like against Chelsea to settle the match 1-0 in favour of the Japanese. Following that, the stadium erupted to a thunderous applause, with the sound mostly coming from the massive speakers. After play resumed, the nigga-side keeper was damn guai lan as he sat down between the posts. As the full-time whistle blew, the stadium emptied and all that was left behind was a flurry of torn STRIKE tickets..including mine.

The only enjoyable part of the match is this guy below, Patrice Evrard.

He caught our eye because of his rotund figure. Instantly, we nicknamed him “The Liability”. Little did we know that he is actually a tough-tackling no-nonsense defender, although he does dribble like he's a ballerina. He is fat and funny nigga, I like. Patrice Evrard, my new favourite player.

And the above was what Neck wrote.Although I found it extremely idiotic with certain elements of his post,I continue to uphold my principles of freedom of speech and expression.Neck,even though some of the things you said could have lead to a few turmoils or 2 in the gang,I would still like to express my heartfelt thank you for giving me tempo in writing for my blog.For that,you will be rewarded with 2 wantons.

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