9Friday, November 17, 2006

The below text is a joint effort co-written by Micah Lewis and Ah Long and it is a travelouge about their recent holiday/gambling trip to Genting Highlands.It may be a tad long,but it is sure an enjoyable read.However,beneath this highly entertaining post,there is actually a hidden moral message underneath this entry.
Without further ado,enjoy!


Between 12 Nov to 15 Nov, the West Side Boys (long ago known as Oonk Tong) invited 3 members from Ang Moh Tong, codenamed Jia, MeCar and Qiao Zi, to Genting in Malaysia for days and nights (nobody could really tell once you are inside) of fun and business in the casino.

We boarded a 26-seater coach and left Johor Bahru at 120830. (Time format in military style due to acute loss of sense of time in Genting)

*Coincidentally, this picture shows the 2 big winners and 2 big losers for the trip. For the superstitious, it shows that good must exist with evil, as in Ying and Yang.

We approximately arrived at First World Hotel, Genting, around 121530. While waiting and smoking at the hotel lobby, Hardec's mother mysteriously (seriously!) appeared from afar. Hardec, with his sleight of hand, threw his cigarette on the floor and went to welcome his mum. Hardec then sweetly went to check-in for us.

Fast forward to 121630, Hardec, Ah Mun, Wei Kwang, Jia and Qiao Zi were already changing to their long pants/jeans and collar T-shirts (A must dress code for casino). While MeCar and me managed to resist the phenom pull of the casino and managed to do some window shopping in the hotel.

The casino only allows aged 21 year old and above to enter their premises. So, to my 20 year old friends, you all cannot enter yet. The malay security guards posted at the entrances will swoop down on any underaged children trying to enter.

On to Monday in Genting. Because the West Side Boys care about giving the Ang Mohs a holistic holiday, we planned a trip to the theme park. By that time, Ah Mun already had to borrow money for a 34RM entrance fee. The highlight of the theme park was a ride that restricted 'well-packed' adults.The below picture illustrates.

Today (Monday) is also the execution of Operation DrugNeck. We have declassified the files to the operation so that people realise that the friends of BigBroHu cannot be messed with.

HIGHLY CLASSIFIED MILITARY INFORMATION
LEVEL 9 CLEARANCE

Hardec was given orders to head the spanking of MeCar. A few days before the trip, MeCar managed to bribe the rest of the 5 undercover agents to reverse the tables on Hardec. Due to Hardec's powerful strength and agility, a plan was hatched to immobilise him. A highly intoxicating sleeping pill, Lorazepam is to be fed to him during one of his many food binges.

Hence, the operation commences.



*The operation was a highly secretive one. Even though we openly displayed the Weapon of Mass Destruction (WMD) he will not realise it till this post is out on BigBroHu.blogspot.com. (BigBroHu has generously allowed us to guest blog)



*Wei Kwang trying to be cheeky when Hardec was off his guard but full of strength.




*The fateful dinner where Ah Mun manages to slip a pill into Hardec's bowl of Bah Kut The soup. He easily gobbled the soup down.

After the we finished the dinner, Hardec conveniently mentioned that he felt abit tired after the big meal. According to Ah Mun, Wei Kwang and me, who always have supper together with Hardec, we never heard of him feeling lethargic. Ever. Only states of vomiting or exteme expansion of the stomach. We headed back to out hotel room to 'rest'. According to Jia, the powerful sedative would take effect in 15 to 20 mins and the drowsiness feeling would last for the next 12 hours. However, after 1 hour of observation, Hardec could still move around and listen to his MP3 without closing his eyes. We decided it was now or never.



*The magnificent 6. From top left, going clockwise, Ah Long, Jia, Qiao Zi, MeCar, Ah Mun, Wei Kwang.



*Our team logo, the pride and joy. You could tell that MeCar was abit afraid that we would suddenly turn the tables on him.

The operation was a huge success. Hardec never realised there was a camera filming all the time. The following link is the top secret video of the highly acclaimed operation.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sLt5IvO7C-o
The video will be taken off on 19th Nov due to higher up orders. However, if you would like to buy a copy of it, please kindly approach Ah Long through MSN.
Hence, the end of operation DrugNeck.

Now we continue the story of our Genting trip. (Although I know you all will not be interested after OpDrugNeck, however I will be revealing later who won/lost how much)
Tuesday - True to our West Side Boys hospitality, we organised a cable car tour all the way from the top of the hill to halfway down. The scenery was beautiful and we even saw a mountain goat.



Tonight was also our last casino session. And here are the final results of the gamblers. Do not be shocked at the results, these are true.

Hardec - UP 3800RM
Wei Kwang - UP 3400RM
Jia -UP 700RM
MeCar - UP 300RM
Ah Long -UP 250RM
Qiao Zi, now known as CLAY KOH - DOWN 650RM
Ah Mun, always known as CLAY TOH - DOWN 1500RM



*Clay Toh, wishing for something he will never get.

SPECIAL : Below are the 3 interview segments from our de-virginised Ang Mohs.

Jia : when i first went in there was this undescribable thrill. Watching the well rehearsed moves of the dealers, their effortless motions all seemed like one beautiful theatrical play and then i was auditioning to be the main lead actor the sounds and gleeful smiles of the others cajoled a 50 rm bill out of my backpocket and then there was no turning back as i pitted mathematical deductions to beat the odds and make a 6 fold dividend.

MeCar : the mercurial shuffling and dealing skills of the croupiers had me mesmerised, they had such a magnetic pull to them that i almost had trouble restraining myself, and had to grab a chair to steady myself. And the chips, so many beautiful chips of each and every size and shape and colour, who could resist the chips!?

Clay Koh the recently knighted : the casino. a place of dreams and hopes. or so they say. somewhere where $10 becomes $1000 in a night. they say its about skill. i say its all about luck. really hope the casinos in the IRs dont become a reality in Singapore because they will really destroy people and their families. to bigbrohu's young fans, gk korkor's advice is: have fun at the casinos only when you have the self-discipline to say enough is enough, and play only when you can afford to lose

P.S. And that is coming from a person who KEEPS on changing his ringett notes to chips and placing it on the table.

And finally Wednesday has arrived, back to Singapore, back to home, some happy, some sad.

My apologies to the original authors.Some text had been slightly edited because some pictures are not able to be uploaded on Blogger.Blame Blogger.

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