9Saturday, October 07, 2006
On a final note,after saying so much
I was reading the Straits Times in camp on Thursday when I came upon an article about Hollywood stars trying to compete with each other into becoming skinny.That makes me wonder why. I understand that society has made everybody think that skinny is beautiful for females.But THIS?
The one on the right,SIm Hui Yong,which will be mentioned later in this entry.
Ok,after this fearsome picture,I'm sure many people out there would have aborted their dieting plans and in fact start to gorge on food.However,I'm sure you do not want to be like this too.
Enough of these eye-openers.Honestly,I do not understand the fascination with squeezing into a size 0 or even size 00 dress. In the opinion of a normal male human being, isn't looking good in a dress that compliment a female well most important? Who gives a damn about what size of clothes is she wearing?I admit that I would rather skinnier girls(is there such a word) than plump girls anytime,but the size 0? I would rather go and care about my brother's pet turtle or wipe the mirrors of my AE86 than care about that.
My personal take on what an anorexic girl does in a day.
*S denotes anorexic girl,can be also inferred to Sim Hui Yong,someone who teaches Physics in a premier boys' school in the Bukit Timah area.
0700 Reville
0730 Mom forces S to eat breakfast
0800 Tries to gorge food out of mouth
0830 After digging out some food,puts 2 fingers in mouth in attempt to puke out some more food
0930 End of fingering-mouth hour, new technique from lets-be-anorexic.com,switches on vacuum cleaner in attempt to suck out food
1030 Goes to class 3L and scold students like Yong CJ and teenaged genius Hu Tianci for not doing her physics homework,which they find no kick in doing.Her students find her disgustingly skinny,however she thinks she is damn pretty with her long flowing hair(spoilt) and fair(pale) skin.
1200 Appears to be eating lunch in school canteen to dispel rumours of her being anorexic,but secretly planning on how to remove all those food from the body later.
1300-1500 Lessons.Students continue to observe her and find her disgusting. Student Alvin Teo Hadec is so deeply traumatised by what his physics teacher looks like and vouch to eat as much as he can to avoid looking like that.
1300-1700 Repeats food-removal process as done in the morning.Thereafter,head towards home.
1800-2000 Goes to sauna in nearby club and sits in there for 2 hours.
2000-2100 Jogging.Fellow joggers super-disgusted with what she looks like in her running attire.(Not exaggerating,I've seen it before).
2100-morning Repeats food-removal process even when there is no food left.
Ok,I wanted to do a mock timetable of what a fat person's timetable would be like,which would included drink tea at kopitiam i.e. bukit batok,smoke and eat at places like Al Azhar,not mentioning travelling to JB but I find all these extremely tiring.(I know it sounds like you Hadec but I'm not talking about you,or at least I'm trying to make this as thickly-veiled as possible so as not to make people suspect it's you.
Do you want to be like this? 
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