9Thursday, October 26, 2006
That's Takeshit in the picture above.His face is partially blocked due to a fear of leakage of his identity on this blog. Anyway,to cut the story short,J and Q has something going on from the first time they met each other.I would call that lust at first sight.After a few group outings with friends,they started dating by themselves.After a short time,Q,who is nicknamed Sex God from his secondary school days in a most prestigious boys' school in the Bukit Timah area,started engaging with J physically.Further lurid details will not be mentioned on this blog as according to media research company AC Nelson,teenagers under the age of 16 constitute 20.45% of this blog's readership. According to J,Q told some of his former teammates from his college days(Ra**les JC),that he is not interested in J right from the start.And after more than a few trysts,Q got back with his ex-gf after a trip to the UK. And that's it,the end of a short relationship with no shortage in terms of wild action. Disclaimer:The above story is not meant to be offending to anyone in any way,and is just meant to educate my readers about what is happening within 20 year olds in the world today.Names of the involved personnel,details like schools and pictures have also been thickly veiled in a bid to not stir up a storm on the blogosphere. FEBRUARY:BIRTH OF MICHAEL JORDON MARCH:BIRTH OF CHINGY APRIL:BIRTH OF SADDAM HUSSEIN MAY:BIRTH OF DAVID BECKHAM JUNE:BIRTH OF DONALD TRUMP JULY: BIRTH OF PRINCESS DIANA AUGUST:BIRTH OF NAPOLOEON SEPTEMBER:BIRTH OF TOMMY LEE OCTOBER:BIRTH OF EMINEM NOVEMBER: BIRTH OF CALVIN KLEIN DECEMBER:BIRTH OF BRAD PITT What is missing on this list of birthdays of famous people? The first person who email Ti Kor with the correct answer stands a chance to be promoted up 1 rank of Oonk Tong's hierachy,along with the providence of 20 full time ginas by his side.Ti Kor can be contacted at hutianci@hotmail.com
As we start to advance into adulthood,content that can most probably grasp our attention are no longer that of "who friend with who" and "who bought a new PSP". What we want are dramatic plots that involve sex,lies and water polo.(Supposed to be sex,lies and football but this is altered to suit the story of the day.)
Recently,Tian Ge,being the confidant whom everyone trusts in,listened to yet another 1 of these sensational tales which yes,involve sex,lies and water polo.
The protagonist,lets call her J,was well known for her sex appeal(did i just say that?) and some would say,promiscuous ways.But at least she is definitely not as notorious as that of an even more famous personality,former SAJC alumnus Miss Izzy.Those who live in a world of their own will know more about this girl from sarongpartygirl.blogspot.com,which is 1 of the most wide-read blogs in Singapore.I inspire myself to write better and more entertaining entries by telling myself constantly that I'm always 1 hit away from emulating Izzy's blog readership.
Ok,J got to know this sportsman Q (im not going to tell u which sport to protect his identity,but i guess u can probably infer from above) from a common friend Yong,who is the most charming and cutest guy I have ever met.He has even been nicknamed after Japanese heartthrob Takeshi Kaneshiro.Yong's nickname is Takeshit.
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