9Saturday, October 21, 2006

This is the official account of how Hadec Alvin Teo Kia Yong got injured,joining Joseph Tan Wee Kwang on the 'crippled list'.

On a Tue night,Hadec was invited to central Singapore,the area where Tian Ge holds most of his influence in.He probably thought that the activity for that evening was probably eating at the famous Chomp Chomp food centre,as that is what he does every day in the West side,resulting in him becoming into a real impressive creature with a humongous size.However,little did he know that the who's who of the underground in central Singapore actually engages in healthy activities like street soccer to keep fit.Such vigorous activities ensure that all Oonk Tong and 13Siao Members are properly equipped at the right level of fitness,so that they have an upper hand during mass brawls in Zouk.
Anyway,Hadec was really game for it and so,for the first time in several months,Hadec is finally exercising and producing sweat.Come to think of it,he sweats while he eats,or even when he walks.
The first few games went by with us thrashing some Malay boys,Hadec impressing all of us with his nifty footwork.Nifty by the standards of a 110kg fat dude.
In the 29th min,disaster struck.
As confidence started to grow within him,he began to hallucinate that he is him.

Chelsea striker Didier Drogba.

Hadec tried to imitate Drogba's wonderful turn-and-strike goal against Liverpool but as he did his 90 degrees turn,his knee started to give way to his immense weight.And then,he just crumbled onto the ground.

My attempt below in trying to compose a song for Hadec,the lyrics singing to the tune of Fergie's London Bridge.

How come every time Neck turn around,his big fat body just wana go down.Hadec Hadec- ky,wana go down.Hadec Hadec-ky,wana go down.

Immediately,Ti Kor,being his helpful self,sent Hadec immediately to Tan Tock Seng Hospital,where after medical staff heard wind of Oonk Tong members being injured,prepared a whole medical team comprising of about 4 medical officers and 20 nurses,just to tend to Hadec.A big thank you to them,there will be a discount on the protection money dued to us next month.

Picture above,showing Hadec in a wheelchair.Although I must pay homage to TTSH's excellent services,I guess it can't be helped that there is no wheelchair big enough to fit such a big guy comfortably.

And after first class treatment,this is the result.

Hadec grinning after getting his 7 days MC.

To Hadec:Hope that after this painful lesson,you will understand the importance of watching your weight.I also hope that you can respond positively to this lesson,realise that you are way too heavy and start working on losing weight.Fellow members of the gang from Central Singapore will always welcome you here to experience a healthy lifestyle. I sincerely hope that you DO NOT give yourself excuses that 'you can't move around,thus can't exercise' or 'can't move,nothing to do so at home eat and watch dvd lo".

By the way,tomorrow is West Side Boy Toh Chao Zhang Stanley's 20th birthday so Ti Kor wishes him all the best for the coming year.Tomorrow's Jap buffet celebration will be a great one. Not for u Hadec.

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