9Thursday, September 07, 2006

Today i will describe the various army vocations and also their different roles in the army using my personal friends as examples :)


Technician:Alvin Teo aka Hadech Fat Kia


This vocation is normally left for the PES C people (not so healthy,medical problems aplenty,but some also geng one) to fill.According to the man-in-the know,Hadech,there are many different kinds of equipment that they can maintain e.g. rifles and so.
Typically,they have an 8 to 5 stay out life.This job is slack.
What makes me say that?Seeing how my friend Hadech balloon to over 100kg is enough
evidence of that.The countless canteen breaks is taking a toll on both his pocket and his
body.Another notable technician that i know of is former Chinese High heavyweight Gordon Giang,
who have since gone through a mysterious transformation into his present skinny self,definitely not the
result of being a technician. Rumours in circulation are that Gordon have gone through a liposuction.


Rifleman: Yong Changkian aka Scanty aka Cutie




The rifleman is what makes up most of our army.These combat fit soldiers go through all type of shit and is regarded as the most unpopular vocation by most people.Riflemen are mostly made up of hokkien peng and also those that received lesser education,m*ts?Lots of them have been through RTC,Boys' Home and such and when you are in a rifleman's bunk,it is often that many colourful dragon or war god designs can be seen on their bodies.This vocation's unpopularity is due to the common perception that rifleman go through all types of shit training but get only meagre pay and are not well respected in general.However,riflemen actually live quite slack lives when they are having lull period or when their training ends.They mostly spend their time kao bei kao bu,watching TV,or in the case of our friend CJ,thinking about how to charm the girls.Our famous Mole has also build up substantial muscles and by communicating with his Hokkien pengs often,he will soon be able to add ah lians into his ever-growing armoury of girls/flings that is generally made up of girls who has received A level education.



The sportsman: Lin Diyan



The luckiest form of service you can do for the nation:by playing sports.Talented sportsman who have the right connections often lead enjoyable and relaxing NS lives by playing their favourite sports as their vocation.One good instance is my friend Diyan.As you can see,he plays water polo.This PES E (the lowest health grade.very,very sickly.wonder how he plays polo.apparently 1 of his ear is useless for hearing) dude lives a 8am to 10am,7pm to 9pm life just by playing polo.His primary vocation is supposedly a clerk but he is excused from even turning up at the office due to his sports commitments.What a lucky guy.Now you people you know why he seems to have seemingly endless off days when you see him in town.



Commando:Micah Lewis


Our commandos,the elite of the elites.From battling in
the jungles of Thailand to jumping off planes,these guys are the professionals in it.The 1st Commando Batallion has won the SAF Best Unit Competition for countless times.Their tough men training appears not to have gone to waste.However many commandos e.g. Micah Lewis complain that they do not get a salary that they should deserve.Nevertheless,their fit bodies will always be a reward for their gruelling physical work."For Honour and Glory" is their motto.Personally, I feel that their motto can be best seen in them when they hit the clubs.Commandos are generally the bunch who are most desperate for girls.Must be the result of too much isolation from the opposite sex in the jungles.On a particular booze-fuelled post NDP parade event at Zouk,these commandos can be seen brazenly trying to arrange orgy sessions with girls. Haha,just after seeing them hold their heads up high on TV, their ways in Zouk show that our elite defenders of Singapore actually really do need females to survive.Females please do your jobs in pleasing our commandos to ensure that we continue to have security and prosperity in Singapore.


By the way,I'm not relating to Micah Lewis in any way in the post above :) The photo above shows Lewis on the right,while on the left is our Prince Charming pilot will be further described in a later post.






This is quite tiring so I'm going to continue with a part 2 in future.Stay tuned.
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